10- NEVER BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING A FAST TALKER

9- PRICES SO LOW YOU WILL STUTTER

8- ENJOY A NICE SLOW PACED CONVERSATION FOR A CHANGE

7- SSSSSSSSSAVE MMMMMMONEY

6- FEEL FREE TO LAUGH ALONG WITH BOB ABOUT  HIS SPEECH

BUT MENTION HIS BALD SPOT AND YOUR ITCHIN FOR A FIGHT

5- BOB IS A GOOD LISTENER

4- HE HAD TO GET A TOLL FREE NUMBER BECAUSE HIS CUSTOMERS WERE TIRED OF LARGE PHONE BILLS

3- HE WAS A OUTCAST AS A CHILD SO ALL HE DID WAS PRESSURE CLEAN, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS KNOWLEDGE

2- MAKES YOU THINK " GEE, I THOUGHT I HAD PROBLEMS"

1- SO BOB CAN AFFORD TO TAKE SPEECH THERAPY, SO HE CAN CHANGE HIS NICK NAME TO SMOOTH TALKING BOB

* DISCLAIMER-  FEELING SORRY FOR BOB WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BUY MORE PARTS